Vet's Letter

Here is the letter I sent to the vet after getting the email advertising neutering services for bunnies.

 

Thank you for your recent mail.

I have quite a number of rabbits and I wondered if there was a discount

for bulk as it seems to be quite  pricey?

As these are knitted bunnies I wondered if their stuffing would interfere with

the procedure at all. As you can see from the photos Frederick is quite a big lad

for a knitted rabbit and he is understanably got very nervous when I read the

unsolicited email out to him and his family. 

Also, you can see from the photo he is quite a looker and a strapping lad. His cousins are really pretty, in the photo they are just heading off to their dance school.(the photo doesn't give give them justice to how pretty they are)

If I can set the rabbit family's mind at rest that you want be coming to castrate them

they will be able to sleep tonight and I will be able to get a good night's rest. I will be handing out copius amounts of hot carrot soup for a long time to come. 

for and on behalf of

Frederick, Pippa and Phillipa and family

 

Reply from THE VET

  

Thank you for the lovely photos and the witty reply. I do hope we haven't caused too much stress to Frederick and family. They look like very well behaved rabbits that are probably very health conscious and attend the family planning clinic. As such, we won't have to worry them further.

 

I can take you off the mail list, but to be honest, I'm hoping for another witty reply next month and would much prefer not to. Would you mind if I posted your reply & the photos on there?

 

Many thanks

The Vet

 

Tickled me anyway. I sent him a couple of photos of the bunnies! I've said he can use my comments on his mailing list!